This is random stuff conversed over facebook chat. The boring days at the office create epic conversations over facebook.
Dec 04
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Topic: Vodka

via google chat

Joe:

i picked up a bottle of 96% vodka, isnt that illegal?

Rich:

no
its delicious

Joe:

yea it’s illegal
just checked

Rich:

so lets get rid of that contrabandlets get started
asap

Joe:

i left workim at the aptready to drink

Rich:

its 12:30 pm

Joe:

hell yea


Rich:

i enjoy your enthusiasm and will be thinking of a way to leave work to get fucked up at 12:30

Joe:

niceim seeing broken lizard tonight
im so pumped

Joe:

yea, why dont you get a ticket tonighti mean a ticket now and come tonight
actually come now

Rich:

i got plans :/ to be really fucked up and get sushi

Joe:

you mean work at hotoke?

Rich:

no
tonight is happy hour
happy meowour

Joe:

fuck that
ill give you a happy whole fucking day and night
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Sep 15
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Topic: So, what’d you eat?

6:01pm Rich

so what did you eat?

6:01pm Aaron

i put a whole cat in my mouth

6:03pm Rich

seriously?
a whole cat?

6:03pm Aaron

well, not a whole cat
let’s not get crazy
that’s impossible

6:05pm Rich

so how much of the cat

6:05pm Aaron

most of it

6:07pm Aaron

i ate that pussy

6:10pm Rich

lol are you serious?

6:12pm Aaron

fuck no!
why would i eat a cat?

6:13pm Rich

well, not eating it
putting a cat in your mouth

6:13pm Aaron

100% maybe
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Sep 10
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Topic: Two Kinds of Meat

3:01pm Aaron

i’m so fucking hungry

3:01pm Rich

so eat something

3:02pm Aaron

i don’t know what to eat

3:06pm Rich

grilled cheese?

3:07pm Aaron

i want meat

3:07pm Rich

so go to wendys and get a burger

3:10pm Rich

NOW!!!!!

3:10pm Aaron

it needs to have bacon on the burger

3:11pm Aaron

i love have two different meats between my buns

3:11pm Rich

lol are you serious?

3:12pm Aaron

oh fuck me
shit. that didnt sound good.
FUCK!!!
this conversation never happened

3:13pm Aaron

this going on facechat?

3:13pm Rich

yep

3:13pm Aaron

fuck :(
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Aug 27
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Topic: ‘Like’ or ‘Dislike’

5:12pm Aaron

hahahaha what the fuck is that
thats so awesome

5:13pm Rich

lol
go ‘LIKE’ alex’s status
maybe she’ll come back down

5:14pm Aaron

i wish there was a “fuck you” option
next to the like option

5:15pm Rich

lol

5:15pm Aaron

hahaha that owl picture is so good

5:16pm Rich

Well facebook is gay
Im texting her ‘fuck you’ right………

5:17pm Rich

NOW!!!!!

5:18pm Aaron

Ditto!!!! ;)

5:20pm Aaron

Wow I never say ditto
unless I was talking about pokemon
and it would just be about how ditto is a fucking asshole

5:21pm Rich

lol

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Aug 12
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Topic: WTF?!

10:45am Joe

Why havn’t you put up any new facechats?

10:45am Rich

??

10:45am Joe

the last one was June 3rd
thats like over two months

10:46am Rich

we talk on google chat now
you are never on your normal facebook

10:46am Joe

so..
why can’t you put them up?
We had so many good chats

10:46am Rich

but they aren’t facechats

10:47am Joe

you are retarded
start putting up chats from anywhere.

10:47am Rich

even chats in RL?
because I will

10:49am Joe

yes

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Jun 03
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Topic: Words

9:53am Rich

who ever said to use capitals is a douche

9:54am Joe

Use them in what?

9:55am Rich

words

9:55am Joe

lol
you are retarded

9:56am Rich

:(

9:56am Joe

but also a genius

9:56am Rich

haha really?

9:57am Joe

no

9:57am Rich

lol

9:59am Rich

but seriously, fuck big letters

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Jun 01
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Topic: They Set Us Up The Bomb

10:21am Rich

I’m going to drop a bomb on your appartment

10:21am Joe

why?

10:21am Rich

LATER!!!!!!!!11

10:22am Joe

wtf?

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May 26
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Topic: Vacation

11:45am Rich

How was the rain forest?

11:46am Joe

It was awesome
I got burned

11:46am Rich

On your bald spot?

11:47am Joe

Yes :(.

11:50am Rich

See any panthers killing stuff?

11:51am Joe

No.
But I did see a monkey chase a cat at our pool

11:52am Rich

haha really?

11:52am Joe

Yea, but no one else saw it
they don’t believe me

11:52am Rich

lol

11:53am Joe

do you believe me?

11:53am Rich

nope
I mean, if they don’t and they were there….

11:54am Joe

:(

11:57am Rich

lunch?

11:58am Joe

fuck you

11:59am Rich

:(

12:02pm Joe

stackers @ wendys?

12:02pm Rich

see you in 5

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May 13
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Topic: xxx

4:32pm Joe
i went on facechat today
site needs more titties
how’s this
( . )( o )
shit
4:35pm Rich
dinner plates on the right
4:35pm Joe
shits hot right
i can do lots of diff kinds
-[ ][ ]-
actually thats a bra
for a robot
a robra
lol
lolcano
wait my right or yours?
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May 02
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Topic: Got Flavor? 3

2:31am Rich

yo
is joe drunk?

2:32am Nick

No.
Wait. Is he asking you fucking radom questions?

2:33am Rich

yea
seroiusly, what the fuck is going on?

2:33am Nick

I don’t know.
He has been doing this all fucking night.

2:35am Rich

lol
and he’s NOT drunk?

2:35am Nick

No not at all
We stayed in tonight.
We both had work to do.

2:36am Rich

So…

2:37am Nick

Dude, I went to take a piss
and he is standing outside the bathroom door.
He is asking me if my piss has any flavor
and if my dick had a mustache

2:39am Rich

lol
that’s fucking priceless

2:40am Nick

He’s just following me around the apartment asking me all these questions.
It needs to stop.
Im fucking trapped in my room.
He’s waiting outside my door.

2:41am Rich

lol

2:43am Nick

Wait. I think he left.

2:43am Nick

He’s fucking knocking!!

2:43am Rich

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you are sooooooo fucked

2:44am Nick

He just asked if I like my cherries bone dry.
Seriously, god fucking dammit

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